25 Random Things About Me

May 29th, 2009

Hey, guys!

ShaneBerryhill, Chattanooga resident and author of the acclaimed young adult scifi novels from Tor, THE ADVENTURES OF CHANCE FORTUNE, here, dropping you a quick line to let you know I’ll be at guest at this year’s ConNoooga (http://www.connooga.com/2015/2036.html), a scifi, fantasy, and horror convention occurring right here in Chattanooga, TN February 20-22. I’ll be among several interesting guests such as Linda Blair from The Exorcist (and many others). I plan to make my appearance that Saturday afternoon. HOPEFULLY books will be available for me to sign/you to purchase.

In other news…

Kickstart Productions is still working diligently to acquire a movie deal for CHANCE FORTUNE. They’ve had several studios say they love the story, but would’ve like to have a seen an adult in the lead role. Kickstart is as puzzled at this response is as I am, considering Chance Fortune is a story about a teenage boy. (Shoulder shrug) That’s ….Hollywood…. for ya!

Anyway, if a live-action feature doesn’t ultimately pan out, Kickstart plans to explore our options regarding an animated film. While I wouldn’t knock a live-action feature should it come to fruition, especially considering what ….Hollywood…. can now do with computer-generated-imagery, I think animation might better allow for the full realization of the world I imagined for Chance Fortune.

Also…I’ve had a couple of prominent companies express interest in adapting Chance Fortune to both audio and graphic literature. They are currently reviewing my novels. More on that if and when it comes to pass.

I’ve leave you today with a note regarding “25 Random Facts” about me I typed up for my facebook page. If you’re on facebook.com, you know such notes are all the current rage. Read and have a laugh!

Best wishes!

-Shane

www.shaneberryhill.com

1. My then main squeeze / now wife eloped to ….New Orleans…. / French Quarter Fest not long before Katrina hit, only telling our immediate family of our intentions.

2. While there (….New Orleans….), we were given $100 by the kind total strangers we partied with…one of the ladies in attendance was supposedly Jimmy Buffet’s ex-girlfriend.

3. I have been embarrassed so much / so many times in my life that I’m d@mn near immune to the concept these days.

4. I once almost beat a 5A State heavyweight wrestling champion (I don’t know the weight classes in amateur wrestling, but his would have been the equivalent) in an intramural match despite knowing next to nothing about amateur wrestling/never having done it before in my life. He broke the point-tie in the end. But that was long, long ago.

5. Reading books has helped me / continues to help me get through tough times.

6. I am part of the gag reel from Marvel Entertainment’s animated DVD feature, Ultimate Avengers. I’m the idiot in the horned helm. Seriously. Or rather, not so seriously, as you’ll see if you happen to view that “gem.”

7. I used to be in the Army National Guard.

8. I (and oddly enough, my grandfather, father, and brothers) seem to be one of those people others feel compelled to nickname. Here are just a few I’ve had through the years: Shaner, Berrenhugel, Papa Bear, ….Chester…. (the Molester), Ogre, Hawg head, Barrymore…I could go on and on.

9. I know what the dudes in the electric chair see and hear at the end. When I was four, I tried to separate two adjoining electric cords by clamping down on one with my teeth and tugging on the other. As my teeth sank through the cord’s housing and bit wire, I heard what sounded like the buzzing of a thousand bees. A light leapt out at me from darkness like the headlight of a runaway train barreling down a tunnel. I awoke with two small stalactites of melted flesh hanging from my upper lip (Gross, I know. Sorry!). My lip healed relatively soon, thankfully…Not one of my more genius moments.

10. At ….San Diego…. ComicCon 06, I pretended to be part of Stan Lee’s mob-sized entourage so that I could push past the crowd and get close to Ray Bradbury.

11. I often start singing a song just before it plays on the radio, or I switch channels and find it playing. This is somewhat more remarkable when you take into account that I don’t listen to top 40 radio. This lame power of precognition is so prevalent in me that several women I’ve dated over the years have noticed it entirely of their own accord. Why couldn’t it have been super-strength or the ability to fly? Even Matter-Eater-Lad’s power is more impressive!

12. Check your yearbooks S Pitts High grads. As my own personal inside joke (nearly half a decade in the making), I purposely wore the same T-shirt every year on “picture day (for our annuals),” with the exception of senior year when I was required to wear a mock tux. I never told anyone and waited years to see if any of my classmates would discover this. To date, the only person I know of who has is my brother, Daniel. Cat’s out of the bag now, though.

13. I was captain of my high school football team my senior year. Now I’m just old and fat…I gotta get back in shape!

14. I’m watching THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY on AMC (for the umpteenth-hundred time) as I type this. I love spaghetti westerns, and I wish “they” still made them (in the literal sense). And no, that Sukiyaki Western Django crap does not count…though Kill Bill does, more or less.

15. Those who know me tend to either love me or hate me. As well it should be.

16. I am the eldest of three brothers.

17. I’m madly in love with my wife. She is one of those ladies other women—and men (yours truly included)—admire/look up to/lean on. The fact that she’s probably clueless about this makes me love her even more. If superpowerful aliens bent on destroying Earth demanded we show them one good and true soul as proof the human race deserved saving, we could show them Lesley and sleep safe and sound in our beds.

18. I’m a decent impressionist. When singing karaoke one night, I brought down a packed house doing an impression of Willie Nelson singing ….Luckenbach.., ..Texas….. I did the same singing New Kids on the Block’s Right Stuff (complete with cheesy dance moves), but that’s another story.

19. I have two published novels from Tor. Check them out here: www.shaneberryhill.com.

20. As you may have been able to tell from some of the things I’ve listed here, I am half-geek and half-All American redneck, and so have never truly fit in with either gestalt…like Worf aboard the ….Enterprise…. or Terry Bradshaw in the acting profession ;)

21. I like cheese the way most women like chocolate…unfortunately.

22. I often pretend to be listening to people who are talking to me…in truth, I’m thinking about a plot point or such for whatever story I happen to be writing.

23. Reality TV is my guilty pleasure.

24. I love to laugh!

25. Believe it or not, I ‘play things close to the chest’ and found writing this extremely difficult.

Now go forth and do good works!

My Night as Santa

December 8th, 2008

Note from the Department of Superhuman Affairs: In accordance with section four, article b., paragraph 12. of the DSA Policies and Procedures Manual, it should be noted that the person known as Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, aka Father Christmas, Chris Cringle, and other such titles, is considered a magical person by the DSA, and therefore all matters pertaining to and/or emanating from said Santa Claus fall under DSA jurisdiction. The DSA does not support Mr. Berryhill’s claim that he or any other person other than St. Nicholas himself, can, in any way, shape, or form, be Santa Claus, and asserts that his (Mr. Berryhill’s) following comments on the matter are entirely fictitious in nature. Furthermore, the DSA proclaims any and all sightings, mentions, and/or reports of the person known as Santa Claus can be solely attributed to the one and only true Santa Claus.

Dear friends,

Please forgive the above. I was legally bound to post it in conjunction with this correspondence. But now, let’s move on…

Thanksgiving was good! My mom and bros came down the weekend beforehand and stayed with Lesley and I to celebrate early and attend my book signing at Chattanooga’s new Barnes & Noble (my sincerest apologies to all who showed up early due to the time confusion). On the actual holiday, we rose early to visit my Dad and his family (my parents are divorced).

Dad and his crew had decided to have Christmas extremely early, so he already had his gift—a laser-guided miter saw (very jealous!) that I helped him put together while we deep-fried a turkey. I don’t usually care much for deep-fried turkey, but thanks to Dad slathering it in butter-sauce, it came out one juicy (and surely unhealthy ;) bird!

We left from there and visited Lesley’s fam’ that afternoon. By that time, the walking-crud I’d been battling with had caught up with me. It, combined with the drowsiness-inducing turkey I’d eaten, sent me upstairs to lie down.

Fast forward. Last night was Chattanooga’s annual Christmas Parade. The event is coordinated by Lesley’s office. Not-so-little-old-me climbed back into the sleigh for a third and final time to play the jolly fat man everyone loves to see. On the night in question, Big Red is received as a rock-star by young and old alike (Note to the single young men out there: In my three years dressing up as Mr. Ho-ho-ho, I’ve learned that young coeds especially have a thing for Santa. Personally, I find this to be a bit creepy (Sorry, ladies, I do). But, I’m telling you, guys: dress up in a Santa suit around Christmas time, and you’ll have to beat them off of you with a stick!).

I was driven through crowds of shouting, waving, onlookers to my float where I found it packed to overflowing with little ones excited beyond belief by my arrival.

After hugs and well wishes were passed out, I was assaulted by a litany of comments, questions, and demands. Here are a few verbatim:

I want a Hannah Montana Doll where I can comb her hair!
Do you fly over the moon?
Why do you live at the North Pole?
Santa! Santa! Santa!…(Yes, honey?)…this one time…IT SNOWED!
Why are you so big?
Can we go up in the sky?
Where are your reindeer?
Do you carry a sack because it’s full of all the toys in the world?

And on and on it went, each new statement more adorable than the one before it. While I’m glad last night was the final time I will have to go out in the cold and miss the SEC championship (What happened, Bama?!) to play Santa in the parade, I will miss the children and their unbridled excitement and honesty.

I’m juggling several projects currently, including possibly turning Chance Fortune into a stage musical, of all things! This is something I’ve never attempted, so I’m excited about trying to tackle a new venue! Wish me luck.

I have a live TV interview on (Chattanooga area) Channel 9’s THIS AND THAT around noon on 12/16/08. I also tape an interview with Fox 61’s AROUND THE REGION sometime this coming week, but I’m not sure when it will air. Be sure and check out my TV interview with Channel 12. The link may be found at my myspace.com and facebook.com pages.

I’m having a book signing at A NOVEL IDEA bookstore in Chattanooga’s north shore shopping district on 12/20/08 at 2 PM! I hope to see you and yours there!

Happy Holidays,

Shane Berryhill
www.shaneberryhill.com

CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE. GET YOUR COPY OF CHANCE FORTUNE IN THE SHADOW ZONE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

First review of “Shadow Zone” is in!

November 5th, 2008

I thoroughly enjoyed this fantasy based book that takes place in a school setting. It is about a group of super powered teens who, while getting transported back to their school, are lost in the shadow zone. The shadow zone is an alternate dimension where the shadow prince reigns supreme, taking members from small gangs and turning them into his army of goons. Fast paced and not for the faint of heart. I give this 9 out of 10 stars.”- Reviewed by Ethan, Portsmouth Teen Book Review

Doubly Famous!

July 3rd, 2008

My (male) cousin Ashley got married this past weekend at the Grandview House atop the oh-so-scenic Lookout Mountain here in Chattaboogie, TN. I served as a groomsman. The earliest all the guys could get together for a bachelor party was the night before the wedding, so that’s when we had it.

 

Perhaps not the wisest of decisions.

 

While no one was hanging over the rail the next day, so to speak, we definitely didn’t feel like running any marathons. But what’s important was, Ashley didn’t seemed phased…even when the storm clouds gathered to blot out the sun a mere half hour before the wedding (Did I mention the ceremony was to be held outside? No? Well it was).

 

However, there was no need to worry. I simply used my god-like abilities to clear the sky and call forth the sun (My control over the weather is my second-best power, coming right after my ability to turn on the refrigerator light without opening the fridge door . I’m doing it to your refrigerator light right now. Don’t believe me? Go check. You’ll see.).

 

Anywho, the ceremony went off without a hitch. The groom was dashing and the bride radiant. Afterward, they wanted to dance on into the night. But as my fellow groomsmen and I had already spent seven hours (I’m not kidding!) in our suits (dress was casual) without having fully recovered from the previous night, most of us opted to retire to our respective homesteads.

 

Overall, it was a great time. The Berryhills gained a lovely new family member and I gave my infant niece her first dance, twirling her around at the reception.

 

Now, onto the doubly famous stuff.

 

Click on the link below to read my interview with the Demon Hunterologist herself, Alethia Kontis (alla Ingram Books). To learn more about Lee and her work visit alethiakontis.com. She’s also on myspace.

 

http://www.ingramlibrary.com/MRKNG/FD/0608/ra/Genre.html

 

Kickstart Productions has, at long last, officially announced that the movie rights for Chance Fortune are up for grabs. Lil’ ol’ me even has a couple of pages at Hollywood.com, which apparently is a cross between Fandango.com and E News. Click on the links below and take a look. Holl-ee-wood! Da-da-da-da! Holl-ee-wood!

 

http://www.hollywood.com/movie/Chance_Fortune_and_the_Outlaws/5248195

 

http://www.hollywood.com/celebrity/Shane_Berryhill/5229397

 

Keep your fingers crossed for me!

 

Happy Independence Day!

Shane

www.shaneberryhill.com

Kickstart Productions to develop The Adventures of Chance Fortune

March 17th, 2008

Kickstart Productions, Inc. recently entered into a deal to develop the first and second books in author Shane Berryhill’s The Adventures of Chance Fortune series, Chance Fortune and the Outlaws and Chance Fortune in the Shadow Zone for the screen. Mr. Berryhill has been contracted to write the screenplay.

Chance Fortune and Outlaws is the story of young Tennessee native Joshua Blevins, a normal human boy who secrets his way into an academy for superheroes using a false identity. Under the moniker of Chance Fortune, Josh rises among the ranks of his fellow students through wits and sheer force of will.

Kickstart Productions, Inc., is a full-service production company specializing in live action film, animation, and visual effects. Kickstart’s credits include the live action The Cat in the Hat, Mike Mignola’s Amazing Screw-on Head, and the upcoming Wanted starring Angelina Jolie.

Chance Fortune and the Outlaws was originally published by Starscarpe, Tor’s young adult division, in August 2006, and is currently available in hardcover and paperback. Chance Fortune and the Outlaws, is an official selection of Renaissance Learning’s Accelerated Reader Program, the New York Public Library’s Books for the Teen Age, and the Texas Lone Star Reading List. The second volume of the series, Chance Fortune in the Shadow Zone, is to release later this year.

To learn more, please visit the following webpages: www.shaneberryhill.com, www.kickstartent.com, www.tor-forge.com, and www.pmalitfilm.com.

New Year’s Eve

January 1st, 2008

CHANCE FORTUNE AND THE OUTLAWS releases in paperback tomorrow, January 2, 2008. The book is an official selection of Renaissance Learning’s Accelerated Reader List, the NY Public Library’s Books for the Teen Age, and the Texas Lone Star Reading List.

 

Anywho…Last night, Lesley and I spent our New Year’s Eve at a party hosted by a couple we are friends with. The couple in question just purchased a swank new home in a gorgeous Chattanooga neighborhood—the kind where my presence immediately causes the property value to plummet. Regardless of this, they were kind enough to open their doors to us and forty or so other guests to kick off the New Year.

 

Of those, not counting our gracious hosts, we really only knew one other couple, and spent the majority of our time conversing with them. Now the latter are as fun and fancy free as Lesley and myself, so when our hosts’ fourteen-year-old daughter and her friend came in with a load of balloons filled with Helium, there was only one thing for us to do!

 

Yes, we rang in the New Year gulping adult beverages and singing what sounded like the Chipmunks’ version of everything from Willie Nelson to Def Leppard, busting our guts laughing the whole time!

 

Most of the other guests either looked at us with dumbstruck faces or ignored our hijinks entirely. Well, too bad for them. If I ever begin take myself so seriously, please smack some sense into me. But, over all, it was a great way to send out the old year and ring in the new. Good times!

 

Wishing you all good FORTUNE in ’08,

 

Shane Berryhill

www.shaneberryhill.com

Big in Texas

December 27th, 2007

CHANCE FORTUNE AND THE OUTLAWS chosen for the TEXAS LONE STAR READING LIST

(November 12, 2007) 


The first volume of THE ADVENTURES OF CHANCE FORTUNE series, CHANCE FORTUNE AND THE OUTLAWS, has been chosen for the Texas Lone Star Reading List. The Texas Lone Star Reading List is a recommended reading list developed by public and school librarians from the Young Adult Round Table. The purpose of the list is to encourage students in grades 6, 7, or 8 to explore a variety of current books. Each book on the list has been favorably reviewed for grades 6, 7, and 8 in a professional review source. For more information on YART or the TLSR please visit http://www.txla.org/groups/yart/lonestar.h tml on the web.

CHANCE FORTUNE AND THE OUTLAWS is also listed with Renaissance Learning’s Accelerated Reader Program and the New York Public Library’s 2007 BOOKS FOR THE TEEN AGE. YA Books Central proclaims ’OUTLAWS the perfect book for reluctant boy or girl readers.

CHANCE FORTUNE AND THE OUTLAWS releases in paperback January 2008. The second volume of the series also releases in 2008. For information regarding advance orders, please visit www.starscapebooks.com.

Chance Fortune and The Outlaws named to

November 7th, 2007

The New York Public Library recently selected Tennessee author Shane Berryhill’s novel Chance Fortune and The Outlaws for inclusion in Books for the Teen Age 2007. This list, now in its 78th year of publication, selects the best of the previous year’s publishing for teenagers, 12 to 18 years old. All the titles chosen have been read and reviewed by teenagers, young adult librarians, and teen literature experts and recommended for this special publication, which will be available on March 24th.

This annual resource offers titles on subjects ranging from stories of urban teens and poetry to mysteries, biographies, romance, adventure and sports. Free copies of Books for the Teen Age are distributed to local New York City libraries, schools, and community-based organizations. Books for the Teen Age is sold to school and public libraries in all 50 states, as well as internationally.

Chance Fortune and the Outlaws is also on Renaissance Learning’s Advanced Reader reading list. The Renaissance Learning (TM) - Accelerated Reader (AR) Program is designed to help accelerate reading growth. The program encourages children to be “Read To”, “Read With” or “Read Independently” AR books and take a computer based quiz to assess their comprehension of the story. The program is designed to promote individual reading, improve children’s critical thinking skills and build the intrinsic love of reading. Children enrolled in schools that participate in this national program can now earn points/credit for reading Chance Fortune and The Outlaws.

Chance Fortune and The Outlaws is the first book in the series The Adventures of Chance Fortune. Author Shane Berryhill was raised in southeast Tennessee and currently lives with his wife in Chattanooga and continues to work on the next books in the series, along with several other novels.

Chance Fortune and The Outlaws is available at Books-A-Million, Waldenbooks and Barnes and Noble. It may also be purchased online at amazon.com.

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