25 Random Things About Me
May 29th, 2009Hey, guys!
ShaneBerryhill, Chattanooga resident and author of the acclaimed young adult scifi novels from Tor, THE ADVENTURES OF CHANCE FORTUNE, here, dropping you a quick line to let you know I’ll be at guest at this year’s ConNoooga (http://www.connooga.com/2015/2036.html), a scifi, fantasy, and horror convention occurring right here in Chattanooga, TN February 20-22. I’ll be among several interesting guests such as Linda Blair from The Exorcist (and many others). I plan to make my appearance that Saturday afternoon. HOPEFULLY books will be available for me to sign/you to purchase.
In other news…
Kickstart Productions is still working diligently to acquire a movie deal for CHANCE FORTUNE. They’ve had several studios say they love the story, but would’ve like to have a seen an adult in the lead role. Kickstart is as puzzled at this response is as I am, considering Chance Fortune is a story about a teenage boy. (Shoulder shrug) That’s ….Hollywood…. for ya!
Anyway, if a live-action feature doesn’t ultimately pan out, Kickstart plans to explore our options regarding an animated film. While I wouldn’t knock a live-action feature should it come to fruition, especially considering what ….Hollywood…. can now do with computer-generated-imagery, I think animation might better allow for the full realization of the world I imagined for Chance Fortune.
Also…I’ve had a couple of prominent companies express interest in adapting Chance Fortune to both audio and graphic literature. They are currently reviewing my novels. More on that if and when it comes to pass.
I’ve leave you today with a note regarding “25 Random Facts” about me I typed up for my facebook page. If you’re on facebook.com, you know such notes are all the current rage. Read and have a laugh!
Best wishes!
-Shane
www.shaneberryhill.com
1. My then main squeeze / now wife eloped to ….New Orleans…. / French Quarter Fest not long before Katrina hit, only telling our immediate family of our intentions.
2. While there (….New Orleans….), we were given $100 by the kind total strangers we partied with…one of the ladies in attendance was supposedly Jimmy Buffet’s ex-girlfriend.
3. I have been embarrassed so much / so many times in my life that I’m d@mn near immune to the concept these days.
4. I once almost beat a 5A State heavyweight wrestling champion (I don’t know the weight classes in amateur wrestling, but his would have been the equivalent) in an intramural match despite knowing next to nothing about amateur wrestling/never having done it before in my life. He broke the point-tie in the end. But that was long, long ago.
5. Reading books has helped me / continues to help me get through tough times.
6. I am part of the gag reel from Marvel Entertainment’s animated DVD feature, Ultimate Avengers. I’m the idiot in the horned helm. Seriously. Or rather, not so seriously, as you’ll see if you happen to view that “gem.”
7. I used to be in the Army National Guard.
8. I (and oddly enough, my grandfather, father, and brothers) seem to be one of those people others feel compelled to nickname. Here are just a few I’ve had through the years: Shaner, Berrenhugel, Papa Bear, ….Chester…. (the Molester), Ogre, Hawg head, Barrymore…I could go on and on.
9. I know what the dudes in the electric chair see and hear at the end. When I was four, I tried to separate two adjoining electric cords by clamping down on one with my teeth and tugging on the other. As my teeth sank through the cord’s housing and bit wire, I heard what sounded like the buzzing of a thousand bees. A light leapt out at me from darkness like the headlight of a runaway train barreling down a tunnel. I awoke with two small stalactites of melted flesh hanging from my upper lip (Gross, I know. Sorry!). My lip healed relatively soon, thankfully…Not one of my more genius moments.
10. At ….San Diego…. ComicCon 06, I pretended to be part of Stan Lee’s mob-sized entourage so that I could push past the crowd and get close to Ray Bradbury.
11. I often start singing a song just before it plays on the radio, or I switch channels and find it playing. This is somewhat more remarkable when you take into account that I don’t listen to top 40 radio. This lame power of precognition is so prevalent in me that several women I’ve dated over the years have noticed it entirely of their own accord. Why couldn’t it have been super-strength or the ability to fly? Even Matter-Eater-Lad’s power is more impressive!
12. Check your yearbooks S Pitts High grads. As my own personal inside joke (nearly half a decade in the making), I purposely wore the same T-shirt every year on “picture day (for our annuals),” with the exception of senior year when I was required to wear a mock tux. I never told anyone and waited years to see if any of my classmates would discover this. To date, the only person I know of who has is my brother, Daniel. Cat’s out of the bag now, though.
13. I was captain of my high school football team my senior year. Now I’m just old and fat…I gotta get back in shape!
14. I’m watching THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY on AMC (for the umpteenth-hundred time) as I type this. I love spaghetti westerns, and I wish “they” still made them (in the literal sense). And no, that Sukiyaki Western Django crap does not count…though Kill Bill does, more or less.
15. Those who know me tend to either love me or hate me. As well it should be.
16. I am the eldest of three brothers.
17. I’m madly in love with my wife. She is one of those ladies other women—and men (yours truly included)—admire/look up to/lean on. The fact that she’s probably clueless about this makes me love her even more. If superpowerful aliens bent on destroying Earth demanded we show them one good and true soul as proof the human race deserved saving, we could show them Lesley and sleep safe and sound in our beds.
18. I’m a decent impressionist. When singing karaoke one night, I brought down a packed house doing an impression of Willie Nelson singing ….Luckenbach.., ..Texas….. I did the same singing New Kids on the Block’s Right Stuff (complete with cheesy dance moves), but that’s another story.
19. I have two published novels from Tor. Check them out here: www.shaneberryhill.com.
20. As you may have been able to tell from some of the things I’ve listed here, I am half-geek and half-All American redneck, and so have never truly fit in with either gestalt…like Worf aboard the ….Enterprise…. or Terry Bradshaw in the acting profession
21. I like cheese the way most women like chocolate…unfortunately.
22. I often pretend to be listening to people who are talking to me…in truth, I’m thinking about a plot point or such for whatever story I happen to be writing.
23. Reality TV is my guilty pleasure.
24. I love to laugh!
25. Believe it or not, I ‘play things close to the chest’ and found writing this extremely difficult.
Now go forth and do good works!